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Zombieland Rules From the Movie & Shirts

If you are a fan of the movie Zombieland and you want to know the Zombieland Rules here are the rules according to zombielandrules.com and sharkrobot.com. Number 33 might of been added and the are not the official rules but were piece together from the movie. But if you have not seen Zombieland it’s a great entertaining movie.

To check out the official Zombieland website go here: http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/zombieland/

Zombieland Rules:

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No Attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

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